is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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it’s just so easy to sit around in my cute underwear and do nothing but i have so much i wanna do.
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
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Luca Nino Antonucci - Second Star to the Right (2010)
Artist’s statement:
“The study of astronomy is a practice that engages in a delicate balancing act between hope and truth. Our vision of the universe is a systematic categorization of existence. As inhabitants of our planet, we are all involuntary participants in the organization of the known universe and the exploration of the unknown.
One could say that an entire pattern of thinking comes from studying the delicate position of the human being in the universe. Somewhere between fear and romanticism, all rational thought is held and subjected.
And the truth, whatever it may be, is conditioned by our relative position
and our ‘rational’ thought, which is constantly and consistently subject to
romanticism.
These cards are intended as valentines to the universe, pointing out a personalized romantic relationship we all have with the cosmos. All of text is taken from scientific reports.”
A submerged idol of Hindu Lord Shiva stands in the flooded River Ganges in Rishikesh, in Uttarakhand, India. Monsoon torrential rains have caused havoc leading to flash floods, cloudbursts and landslides as the death toll continues to climb.
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Smart boys are hot.
“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them” John Waters
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to take a bubble bath at 1:45 am
or
to not take a bubbl—
oh wow, i don’t even want to type that. looks like i’m off to take an early morning bubble bath.
i like them a lot so far. think i’m gonna get this album on vinyl.
(Source: Spotify)
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Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]
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